October 2008
"The man hemorrhaged money like a hemophiliac... →
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
Epyck Phayle
My dad made dinner tonight, right, and he made enchiladas; vegetarian for me since I’ve been meat free for over a year.  Before he puts them in the oven, I see him spooning somthing that looks suspiciously like chicken so I say, “What is that?” “Chicken,” he says, “but that’s not for you.  Yours have portobello mushrooms and some other vegetables in...
Oct 25th
Oct 23rd
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My back itches but I’m too lazy to scratch it. Edit: Gave into temptation.
Oct 22nd
I wonder if pro-lifers get any enjoyment out of dead baby jokes.
Oct 18th
"Where'd Russia go?" →
Oct 15th
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