October 2008
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Epyck Phayle
My dad made dinner tonight, right, and he made enchiladas; vegetarian for me since I’ve been meat free for over a year. Before he puts them in the oven, I see him spooning somthing that looks suspiciously like chicken so I say, “What is that?” “Chicken,” he says, “but that’s not for you. Yours have portobello mushrooms and some other vegetables in...
My back itches but I’m too lazy to scratch it.
Edit: Gave into temptation.
I wonder if pro-lifers get any enjoyment out of dead baby jokes.
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