December 2008
Dec 1st
“Can this be worn during masturbation? No, not at all.”
– cuddle fuddle: RAPEX - THE ANTI-RAPE CONDOM OHMYGODTHISISAWESOME.
Dec 1st
“Moderately thick girls who turned to being ‘alternative’ because mainstreamers...”
– HRO, describing me perfectly
Dec 1st
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Real friendship
Sean: when I'm a big famous writer if you still don't have a job, you can do my research
Carrie: will you pay me?
Sean: yeah
Carrie: how much?
Sean: Enough
Carrie: LOL
Carrie: okay
Dec 1st
November 2008
WTF, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
How you gon’ get Jonathan Rhys Meyers out of Jonathan Michael Francis O’Keeffe? PS - This is always good for a laugh.
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
My Fashion Life » Jessica Biel to design bags for... →
Srsly?
Nov 26th
I'm sorry but... →
these shades = fierce.
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
Alright, seriously
My top five artists for this week make no sense.  I first began this post by saying that two of artists are not like the others.  Then I erased that and said that maybe if KoL wasn’t on there it would make more sense.  Then of course I erased that because, after considering it a little longer, I realized that Beyoncé and Britney have more in common than Ting Tings, Frankmusik, and Kings of...
Nov 25th
Depressed
Because Britney Spears is my top played artist this week.  Damn her and her songs with awesome production.
Nov 25th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-23) →
Britney Spears  Kings of Leon  Beyoncé  Frankmusik  The Ting Tings  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 25th
Taking suitcases on public transportation.
sraz: (via whatannoysus) I’ve done that before.  Didn’t own a car, didn’t know anyone else who owned a car (this was in NYC), and this was before I signed up with Zipcar.  It was a terrible experience.
Nov 23rd
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Generation Gap
Showed my mom the myspace I fixed up at work.  As she is not familiar with myspace, It went completely over her head.  Thanks for making me feel adequate, Mom.
Nov 18th
Dear office internet,
I hate you. Won’t miss you after Friday. xoxo, Carrie
Nov 17th
OMGWANTIT. →
Nov 16th
Nov 15th
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Mr. Gorlin said they chose the name because “all... →
Nov 14th
Be prepared to die laughing. →
Nov 11th
Why the next four years are going to be awesome. →
Nov 10th
So what I don't want to go to the revival.
I’m not going.  And you’re not going to use (religious or familial) guilt to trick me into doing something I don’t want to do.
Nov 7th
My grandma keeps looking at me.
She’s over my house this weekend while my aunt’s out of town (in New York City, the last two days, that lucky woman) and I keep noticing that she keeps staring at me, with her beady little old woman eyes and pinched old woman face.  I think she’s entranced by the light up apple on the back of my apple monitor.  And whenever I eat.  It’s unnerving. Having her over...
Nov 7th
Nov 6th
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Just wondering
Seriously, isn’t the passage of Prop 8 like a legal hate crime?
Nov 6th
Nov 6th