Can this be worn during masturbation? No, not at all.– cuddle fuddle: RAPEX - THE ANTI-RAPE CONDOM OHMYGODTHISISAWESOME.
Moderately thick girls who turned to being ‘alternative’ because mainstreamers...– HRO, describing me perfectly
Sean: when I'm a big famous writer if you still don't have a job, you can do my research
Carrie: will you pay me?
Carrie: how much?
WTF, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
How you gon’ get Jonathan Rhys Meyers out of Jonathan Michael Francis O’Keeffe? PS - This is always good for a laugh.
My Fashion Life » Jessica Biel to design bags for... →
I'm sorry but... →
these shades = fierce.
My top five artists for this week make no sense. I first began this post by saying that two of artists are not like the others. Then I erased that and said that maybe if KoL wasn’t on there it would make more sense. Then of course I erased that because, after considering it a little longer, I realized that Beyoncé and Britney have more in common than Ting Tings, Frankmusik, and Kings of...
Because Britney Spears is my top played artist this week. Damn her and her songs with awesome production.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-23) →
Britney Spears Kings of Leon Beyoncé Frankmusik The Ting Tings Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Taking suitcases on public transportation.
sraz: (via whatannoysus) I’ve done that before. Didn’t own a car, didn’t know anyone else who owned a car (this was in NYC), and this was before I signed up with Zipcar. It was a terrible experience.
Showed my mom the myspace I fixed up at work. As she is not familiar with myspace, It went completely over her head. Thanks for making me feel adequate, Mom.
Dear office internet,
I hate you. Won’t miss you after Friday. xoxo, Carrie
Mr. Gorlin said they chose the name because “all... →
Be prepared to die laughing. →
Why the next four years are going to be awesome. →
So what I don't want to go to the revival.
I’m not going. And you’re not going to use (religious or familial) guilt to trick me into doing something I don’t want to do.
My grandma keeps looking at me.
She’s over my house this weekend while my aunt’s out of town (in New York City, the last two days, that lucky woman) and I keep noticing that she keeps staring at me, with her beady little old woman eyes and pinched old woman face. I think she’s entranced by the light up apple on the back of my apple monitor. And whenever I eat. It’s unnerving. Having her over...
Seriously, isn’t the passage of Prop 8 like a legal hate crime?