December 2008
Obama is most admired American →
Obama being the most admired American doesn’t surprise me at all. What does surprise me is that Bush was the most admired man until this point. Are people that stupid?
WTF.
Eartha Kitt died.
Christmas gifts, part two
CIRCLE SCARF!
gift cards to Old Navy and Macys
money (but not that much; I’d be surprised if I got $50 all together)
My aunt Pinky’s annual shitty gift package (this time I got socks, some lip gloss, a pocket mirror and a dumbass… I don’t even know what kind of bag that is, it’s like the bastard son of a fanny pack, a backpack, and a passport holder)
My blipster-ness is complete
I am now the proud owner of an American Apparel circle scarf.
Christmas gifts, part one
Purple cardigan
Deep fryer
808s and Heartbreak (I’ve been patiently waiting to listen to it until I legally owned it)
Tales of Beedle the Bard
$50 Sephora gift card
Lancome Oscillation Mascara (!!!!!!!!)
A bag of chips (LOL!)
“You hear people say you can’t choose between children, but hey, people got...”
– Gilbert Arenas
“I would have a sex change if I could be a supermodel.”
– Zack
Honky Tonk Angel
My dad sounds like he’s dying when he sings country. God, I wish I had a recorder so I could play it back to him.
MIA Fail
Zack: I told you about the parties on Saturday, right?
Carrie: Yeah. Is your coworker party free?
Zack: Both parties are free...
Carrie: I figured the one with your fam is free.
Zack: Yeah, the first one is my aunt's at 8. We prolly gonna be on some chill type shit. The next is in DC at 10. That's gonna be a banga!
Carrie: A Bamboo Banga?
Zack: LOL. Where were you in '92?
Zack: LOL... wrong song!
Christmas Spirit
I don’t have any. I didn’t even want to put up the tree but my mom insisted we did. I don’t see the point. It’s not like we’re having anyone over for Christmas dinner and decorating a tree isn’t fun when the tree is fake. But we did anyway, and decorated it a few hours ago.
I used to like Christmas. I don’t know what happened.
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