August 2008
You can’t be pro-life and pro-gun at the same time. The shit just doesn’t work.
Yeah, whatever McCain. You just lost the White House.
Hillary Clinton has amazing cheekbones.
Epila Laser Hair Removal System →
This is an accident waiting to happen.
The Area Codes Project
youngmanhattanite:
804, 402, 301 - Richmond, Omaha, Western Maryland
The “904, 407, 850” are all numbers in the same region of the country, as if to acknowledge their obscurity and the nature in which they belong together. Same with “334, 205” - he covers most of Alabama in one line. The pairing of Sacramento, Vegas, and Charlotte is a little arbitrary. So is that of Richmond, Omaha (Ludacris...
Watchwhatswithyourface:
This is what NYU is like… Except for Sternies.
Trufax.
No Babies, cont'd
Me: anyways, i've now assuaged my parents fears on two levels or [on] two issues [rather]
Drew: true
Me: which shouldn't [even] be a problem [in the first place]; i mean what if i was a butch dyke who had a white girlfriend?
The First rule of Michael Phelps is: you do not... →
Just had an awkward talk about sex with my mom after my dad found a note I wrote in a notepad about me not being pregnant. Hope that finally proves to her once and for all that I’m not gay.
And she also said, “Thank God,” when I told her that my almost baby’s father is black.
“zerbit
n. The act of allowing one’s lips and cheeks to vibrate while...”
– Urban Dictionary
Irony
19 years ago, my mom had surgery to reconnect her detached retinas or optic nerve or something like that. When she came home afterwards, I promptly (but accidentally) kicked my three year old foot in her operated eye.
Today, my mom had surgery to remove the cataract in her right eye. When she got home, I promptly (but accidently) hit her in the face.
My life — or her life — is just...
