October 2009
What kind of fuckery is this? →
This is just wrong. On all levels.
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It always comes back to this.
aurorachronicles:
Weird to read someone who is a reluctant writer- I wonder what it must be like? I get panic attacks when I can’t write, and I shrugged off any last shred of perfectionism a long time ago with some advice from an old editor, that I pass on to you: “Don’t ever write anything that is not you 100%. Don’t write to pacify me, any other writers, no one! You do your thing, ‘cause you...
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Major Lazer, “Zumbie” featuring Andy...
It always comes back to this.
jojopuff:
I think you would make a fantastic editor.
Aw, thanks, Joanne =D
It always comes back to this.
Words, handwritten or typed on a computer screen.
Writing is something I’ve always been good at. Grades and comments on school assignments tell as much: I’ve been told on multiple occasions that I have a distinct voice.
As good as it as I am, I also hate the fuck out of it, to be honest. The act of writing makes me nervous to the point of sending me into anxiety attacks. I’m a...
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Invasion, “Evil Forest”
What’s...
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Fact: I don't like candy corn.
I don’t like Peeps either. I think most seasonal candies are disgusting, the exceptions being chocolate bunnies, Cadbury eggs, and Milka eggs.
Speaking of Milka eggs, I dare you to find a better chocolate egg. I double dare you.
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The Automatic, “Monster”
My friends...
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Tonight's to-do list:
Edit and send an eNewsletter
Finish adding a page to a website
Edit a logo
Laundry
Try on my Halloween costume
Pack for my trip this weekend (New York Halloweens rule all)
Figure out how to do the last three things without dirtying the freshly cleaned carpet
HOLEEE SHIT how did live before this day? →
gamesockson:
sparkleneelysparkle: yo supercook just changed my whole life outlook.
Y’all need to get up on Recipezaar.
From now on when I'm having a bad day I will look... →
katiepalooza:
I can’t decide which definition is better:
An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.
or
a supah fly chick with a crazy life
My favorite definition of my name:
Carrie: To carrie someone’s car is to enact the four forms of damage described in Carrie Underwood’s song “Before He Cheats”: That...
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Guess who's got a long term temp job at...
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Agassi Admits Taking Drugs And Lying to ATP →
In the extracts in The Times, Agassi, now 39, spoke of the moment he took crystal meths, a highly-addictive amphetamine, for the first time when his career was in free-fall. He was helped by his drug-user assistant, known as Slim.
Everyone should have a drug dealer friend named Slim.
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Modest Mussorgsky, “A Night on Bald...
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Fuck Joe Lieberman, too.
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No, seriously, who the fuck is Olympia Snowe?
Fuck that bitch. Fuck. Her.
Tyler's Ultimate: Chicken and Dumplings →
The recipe I used, with the obvious omission of chicken: I subbed a block of tofu — frozen, thawed, then pressed — and marinated in soy sauce and a little drizzle of olive oil. For the dumplings, I replaced the buttermilk with rice milk and a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar and the eggs with blended silken tofu.
It’s pretty damn good, which says a lot because I didn’t even...
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Fact: Jeopardy is far superior to Wheel of...
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I am veganizing chicken and dumplings tonight just...
Boom.
You're really pushing it with me Wes Anderson
gamesockson:
stillawannablessedbe:
joemuto:
Rushmore is still my favorite movie of all time, but I’m growing significantly less enamored of the director lately.
The Roman Polanski support was bad enough. But this latest stuff is somehow even more asinine:
Over a drink at Le Select, in Paris, Anderson admitted that he was troubled by the reception of Darjeeling, especially in light of the...
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Camille Saint-Saens, “Danse Macabre”
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bebelestrange:
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, “I...
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Oh Lawd, help the chirren. →
Diggy Simmons (and his parents) decided it would be a good idea to rap. Little dude needs to wait for puberty to hit, he sounds maaaaaad chipmunkish right now.
(via @jahmaltonge)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Bon Iver (10)
Georgia Anne Muldrow (3)
Jamie Cullum (3)
Janelle Mon?e (3)
Kings of Leon (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Edvard Grieg, “In the Hall of the Mountain...
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I assume the Yankees won?
Formspring anyone? →
I’m baking and cleaning the kitchen. Humor me, please.
I am a woman.
I am not a maid.
I am not bound to the house.
It is not a requirement of my sex or gender that I do housework.
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Semantics
Carrie: Tomatoes aren't vegetables, even if they're green.
Sean: The only thing green tomatoes are good for is frying.
Carrie: I know. My dad's frying them for dinner but I'm going to try them raw, sprinkled with some sea salt.
Drew: "Raw Green Tomatoes" sounds like the porno alternative to "Fried..."
Carrie: Oh my god, you would go there, wouldn't you?
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Britney Spears, “Don’t Hang Up”
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