September 2009
I am still processing a tub of cream costing $450.
rosasparks:
What is IN that stuff?
Also, Simon Doonan is just awesome.
Gold, magic, unicorn hair, and rainbows.
Have any DC people actually seen the real world...
sloaneee:
zerbit:
sloaneee:
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sloaneee:
Apparently they left 5 minutes before I arrived at Busboys and Poets
I have. The black guy and some girl were getting out of a cab and they actually had to reshoot it. I am so serious. That was the lamest fucking thing I’ve ever said.
Then, at the end of July, I saw a Real World girl greeting a guy and his huge fluffy doggy outside the...
What documentary is Julia Allison in and why am I...
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Mos Def, “May December”
Have any DC people actually seen the real world...
sloaneee:
zerbit:
sloaneee:
Apparently they left 5 minutes before I arrived at Busboys and Poets
I have. The black guy and some girl were getting out of a cab and they actually had to reshoot it. I am so serious. That was the lamest fucking thing I’ve ever said.
Then, at the end of July, I saw a Real World girl greeting a guy and his huge fluffy doggy outside the mansion.
Wow are you...
Have any DC people actually seen the real world...
sloaneee:
Apparently they left 5 minutes before I arrived at Busboys and Poets
I have. The black guy and some girl were getting out of a cab and they actually had to reshoot it. I am so serious. That was the lamest fucking thing I’ve ever said.
Then, at the end of July, I saw a Real World girl greeting a guy and his huge fluffy doggy outside the mansion.
“YES WE CAN!”
– Texan secessionists (no, I am not kidding)
Had two cupcakes again today.
Don’t feel nearly as *gahhhhhhh* as I did yesterday.
August 2009
Why DC Sucks:
notesonascandal:
zerbit:
No theatre in the area is showing The September Issue.
Oh, so DC sucks??
Suburbanite. Young one @ that. I am offended.
If it helps, I’ve lived in the DC suburbs for my entire life (minus the four years I spent in New York for college) =\
I love DC, I just don’t understand why they’re not showing The September Issue here. It’s playing in...
Why DC Sucks:
No theatre in the area is showing The September Issue.
Um...
Can you imagine the Incredible Hulk in the middle of Epcot? Of course not.
Hello Cupcake
weliveindc:
Puts real strawberry in their strawberry icing. So awesome it’s beyond words.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30) →
LCD Soundsystem (29)
TV on the Radio (15)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (9)
Jimi Hendrix (7)
Metronomy (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Watching Animal Planet shows about parasites is a...
THIS GUY HAD PARASITIC WORMS. IN HIS BRAIN. THEY DIED THERE AND GAVE HIM MENINGITIS (made the lining of his brain swell). BECAUSE OF DIRTY LETTUCE IN A CAESAR SALAD. IT’S MAKING MY BRAIN ITCH.
I’m dying.
Iron Chef makes me want fried foods.
Macauley Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson's... →
cajunboy:
I probably could have gone all my life without ever thinking about Macauley Culkin jerking off into a cup inside of a small room filled with smut mags inside of a medical facility, but thanks to the freakshow that is Michael Jackson, that’s no longer the case.
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idecay:
Yael Naim - “Toxic” (Britney Spears...
My mom and I are watching the Essence Music...
If you ever meet me, or have ever met me, in real life, and you hear me criticizing the way someone else looks, you know where I got it from.
I ate two cupcakes today.
The second one sent me on a sugar high.
And, FYI, Cake Love is way overrated.
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Why DC trumps New York City:
edatrix:
kiamatthews:
Our Metro is climate controlled and has escalators. Boom bitches.
T minus 15 seconds to someone not realizing this a just a joke.
Sort of.
sort of.
But DC’s doesn’t run 24-7 so point to New York.
Fucknoblackpeople is not funny.
ramou:
zerbit:
blissed:
If you follow it/like it/reblog it someone should break your face.
What the fuck? Where is Tumblr Staff and why haven’t they shut it down yet?
I’m all for the 1st Amendment, but they should at least include a contact email address. Fucking pussies. Typical.
I’m all for the First Amendment but it becomes a problem when it becomes hate speech. .
balliando57:
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karawr:
ohserena:lightskin-mike:capitalpunishment:urbancupcake:darkegreen:
Prefers 1995 Tommy.
I was never a Tommy fan girl but WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?!
steriods and heavy metal music is what happened to him.
Something about LCD Soundsystem makes me wanna do...
Y'all, there's a FB quiz called "Rack or Crack?".
enjoli:
iseeellis:
enjoli:
It is a close up of body parts and you are supposed to guess whether it is…
*sigh*
Shut up, Facebook.
Probably not as bad as “Is it Meat or Pussy?” one, though. Ugh.
Ew, really? That’s it. I’m shoving people down the stairs.
How is “Meat and Pussy” a) remotely related, visually; b) an appropriate quiz topic? Who the hell thought of that?
sarahluz:
zerbit:
GPOYT: I’m BFF with Tom Colicchio, just so you know.
Politics and Prose?? When were they there??????
That was at Strand in New York. </lateness>
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Fucknoblackpeople is not funny.
blissed:
If you follow it/like it/reblog it someone should break your face.
What the fuck? Where is Tumblr Staff and why haven’t they shut it down yet?
I just discovered Fuck Yeah Chanel Iman and Fuck Yeah Jourdan Dunn. I hope there’s a Fuck Yeah Arlenis Sosa and a Fuck Yeah Sessilee Lopez.
Wow.
It isn’t even 11 and I’m already tired. Didn’t do anything today but sit on my ass and eat and yet, I’m tired. I’ve got to get a life.
I was out in the garage with my mom and as she was...
LOLwtf?
Saturdays are for Food Network.
"Nine" trailer →
I am determined to not let Fergie’s oversinging ruin this for me.
ohmerry:
bloodtasteslikepennies:
Not to be all “I only like their old stuff”, but I’m ready for these guys to really get back together and return to their roots and reinvent pop music and hip-hop once again. Side note, a college friend of mine invited Andre to her house party a few years back. Not only did he show up, but he was really nice.
Oh Andre, dreamy dreamy. I wish he would show up to...
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Fact: For a long time, I was deeply afraid of a...
This is directly related to my lifelong fear of the “Thriller” video and heightened by the fact that my night light was blood red (I don’t even understand my parents’ style of child rearing). I thought MJ was going to come out of the poster and attack me in my sleep. Eventually, when I was about 12 or so, maybe younger, I asked my parents to take it down. Definitely made...
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Basement Jaxx, “Right Here’s the...