Remember that to-do list?
Haven’t accomplished a single thing. I rule at life.
Fact: I regularly lose track of things I...
Like floss and my glasses.
Am I the only one who calls their hulu queue a...
Yes? Stop judging me.
Tonight's to-do list:
Laundry Preliminary packing for New York (!!!!) this weekend Nonprofit stuff Freelance stuff Send some e-mails Figure out how the hell I’m going to get to Georgetown tomorrow Finish marathoning Mad Men Attempt to clear my hulu queue
Behavior, “Clap! Shake! Jump!” with...
She just doesn't get it.
Mom: Why aren't you going to that U2 concert tonight?
Me: Do I look like a U2 fan? [Meaning: Do I *look* like I have enough money for a U2 concert?]
Mom: You like those other white bands.
Anyone wanna make and frost my German chocolate...
It won’t be hard, I promise.
sonnyjohl: If I had a dime for every time I sang...
Anything can be made into a cupcake. Anything.
Did you know that German chocolate cake doesn't...
From Wikipedia: [T]he name derives from Baker’s German’s Sweet Chocolate, which was created in 1852 by an Englishman named Samuel German for the Baker’s Chocolate brand. The original recipe for “German’s Chocolate Cake” was sent by a Dallas, Texas homemaker to a local newspaper in 1957. The cake became quite popular and General Foods — which owned the brand at...
There will be German chocolate cake for dessert,...
Cake or cupcakes?!
Can you name the foreign language when given a... →
I got a 20/30. I’d post the screencap, but that would be cheating.
Even if Rogers weren’t in such a visible position, at a slim 5-foot-10 she still...– “Desiree Rogers: Brand Obama,” WSJ Magazine SERIOUSLY.
Stream the Where the Wild Things Are soundtrack. →
soupsoup: chainchewinggum: by Karen O and The Kids.
Don't you love when someone runs a virus scan on...
NEW COUPLE ALERT!: Al Sharpton & LisaRaye! →
EWWWW. EWWWWWWW! WHO ENDORSED THIS?! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? To hell with both of them.
Lykke Li, “Little Bit” (The Loving...
Someone should invent an iPhone app that allows you to speak like Chuck Bass....– Gossip Girl Makes a Bid on Love — Daily Intel
How fabulous is that jacket? Unfortunately it’s $70 so it isn’t coming home with me.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
N*E*R*D (11) Does It Offend You, Yeah? (10) will.i.am (6) Gary Glitter (6) Led Zeppelin (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
George Bush's nickname for Vladimir Putin is...
I am okay with this.
The body breaks down caffeine to get rid of it. Alcohol can decrease how quickly...– CAFFEINE: Uses, Side Effects, Interactions and Warnings - WebMD This is me right now, after drinking 1.5 cans of Sparks a few hours ago. I feel like I’m going insane.
I want a taco so bad right now.
Blame it on the Sparks.
So tonight made up for last night.
Have you ever had Sparks? That shit is hard, man. It’s such a different kind of drunk, I can’t even explain.
That last photo was taken in a McDonalds in DC. Speaks volumes about the area, amirite?
"The Wiz" was better.
gamesockson: kelsium: cijimcb: WAY. I love The Wiz. I routinely sing “Ease on Down the Road” off-key to myself while driving. This was my first performance ever! I wasn’t a lead or anything. I was just in all the numbers that required lots of people. I was still bad! I played Evilene twice — once in 5th grade, once in 7th. I got recognized for *years* afterwards, it was strange.