February 2010
Last year, I said I wasn't watching the Grammys....
I can’t endorse this fuckery anymore. I’ll just watch the performances on YouTube the next day.
AND WITH THAT, THE GRAMMYS GO FROM BEING...
You know how when Obama won the Democratic nomination and to attract disaffected Hillary voters, McCain and crew picked Sarah Palin? That’s what this feels like.
I understand appealing to a newer, younger audience, but Taylor Swift, album of the year? You know why she’s shocked? BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE DIDN’T DESERVE IT.
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NO, REALLY, IF KANYE HAD KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT A FEW...
WHY HAVEN’T PEOPLE FINISHED APOLOGIZING TO THIS NON-SINGING, BARELY ENTERTAINING, BARELY TALENTED BISH YET? DOES SHE HAVE TO WIN A PULITZER AND A NOBEL?
WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?
GRANTED, I HAVEN’T HEARD TAYLOR’S ALBUM BUT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
PRETTAY WANGS!
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“I would be pissed if she got water on my gown.”
– Mom, on Pink’s performance
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“Look at him with his beard, lookin’ like Abraham Lincoln.”
– Mom, on Mos Def
January 2010
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formspring.me
do you have any nude pics you can send me?
Hilarious. Truly.
Questions, comments, concerns?
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Captain Ahab, “I Can’t Wait For...
“I turned on the news — Fox 5 — and they were talking about DC and legend and...”
– Donnie Simpson, on his last day of work (via weliveindc)
I don't understand things and this is why I'm not...
andgoodbye:
I had a bond for $100 that I cashed after 20 years, because apparently it stopped accumulating interest at that point. Because the economy sucks, after 20 years all I got was $31 in interest. That didn’t seem very worthwhile on its own, but now I’m being taxed for $81 of it. $81 out of $131 leaves $50. So by loaning $100 to the government (I got a C in econ; that’s what bonds are,...
DAMN, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LET PING BE GREAT?!
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Lil Mama always looks like she's about to swoop...
notesonascandal:
iwilltouchyouatnight:
That bitch looks like a jazzy ass slave.
I am literally IN TEARS at ^^^this^^^.
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WALKIN', TALKIN' WITCHA PANTS ON THE GROUND!
rosasparks:
-smart-tart-:
Whatcha wanna bet all 5 people of color in the room for the Republican response to the SOTU are in front of the camera?
They also artfully placed an African American woman and Asian man RIGHT BEHIND Gov. McDonnell.
And the FUCK about his twin boys and SportsCenter?
HARDY FUCKING HAR, DOOD.
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Theraflu is what the angels drink when they are...
beatcakes:
DOWNLOAD: “Beginning of the End” by...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
J*Davey (19)
Goldfrapp (13)
Robyn (4)
Little Boots (2)
D’Angelo/Raphael Saadiq (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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formspring.me
Are you bi?
No. While I identify as straight, I don’t believe that anyone is one orientation 100% of the time.
Questions, comments, concerns?
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J*DaVeY, “No More”
I can be your...
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J*DaVeY, “Topsy Turvy”
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J*DaVeY, “Might As Well” (featuring...
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J*DaVeY, “This One!”
I think I'm the only person in the country who...
Is it that fascinating?
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formspring.me
What’s one material thing you are never without (besides the obvious phone, keys, wallet etc.) Why?
What a tough question. I have a large purse so it feels like I carry my life in it, but really, those are the only constants.
I’ve recently started carrying my CD player (my iPod broke nearly 3 years ago) because I got tired of the silence on my train rides to...
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formspring.me
Are you an only child?
Yes. And painfully so. Is it that obvious?
Questions, comments, concerns?
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formspring.me
Do you like it kinky and rough or slow and sensual?
Um… depends on the moment/person? Can I combine them? Kinky, slow, and sensual sounds like fun.
Questions, comments, concerns?
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formspring.me
Where did you get those fly sunglasses in your avatar?
St. Mark’s Place, two or three years ago. W00t for cheap sunnies! Double w00t for St. Mark’s!
Questions, comments, concerns?
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J*DaVeY, “Let It Bleed”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Bloc Party (15)
She Wants Revenge (13)
Panic! At the Disco (11)
J*Davey (10)
Passion Pit (8)
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