Hey, Carrie.

TOK, “Chi Chi Man” Discrimination is still...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

TOK, “Chi Chi Man”

Discrimination is still discrimination, even when it’s set to a really fun beat.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:20:07 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

OH MY GOD. MOAZ VEGETARIAN IS NOW OPEN IN DUPONT CIRCLE.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:09:58 -0500

sarahluz:

weliveindc:

Y’all have no idea how happy that makes me. NO idea. If you’re not deserting the city for ~~Thanksgiving~~ that Holiday One Month Before Christmas, you need to go. Now. Like, now. Go get yourself some falafel-y goodness. Your life will be better for it.

I just went. And it was even better than I remember, not having had Maoz in at least six months. I can’t believe it’s a two minute walk from my office!!!

This will (probably) be the last of my postings on Maoz.

I am supremely jealous. But then, if I lived or worked in Dupont, I’d eat there every day and be broke, so I guess this is a good thing.

dtronics: allcreatures: incurable: The Platypus is the only...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:42:49 -0500

dtronics:

allcreatures:

incurable:

The Platypus is the only Australian mammal known to be venomous.

Endemic to Australia and one of only five egg-laying mammal species in the world, the platypus feeds almost entirely in water and generally at night. Using the touch and electro-receptors on its distinctive bill, it spends several hours foraging along streambeds, consuming approximately 13-28 percent of its body weight in freshwater invertebrates. Females feeding young can consume almost their own body weight of these mostly tiny animals in a single day.

Baby Platypus FTW.

this reminded me of brettjohn, who is obviously not a baby platypus so therefore is an Australian venomous mammal.

Am I the only one who didn’t know that platypuses are venomous?

Just to remind you of the riches the holiday season brings.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:37:36 -0500

Just to remind you of the riches the holiday season brings.

Please, someone explain to me because I truly don't get it.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:34:16 -0500

smashli:

zerbit:

Why are these damn wind-up hamsters so popular?!

maybe they’re like the furbies of 2009. i heard they have lead in them and they’re gonna be recalled. if that’s true don’t worry about seeing them for too much longer. i wish the furbies had lead in them.

Yeah, but at least Furbies were interesting, with their bug eyes and animatronics and didn’t they talk? These fucking fake ass hamsters just roll around on the ground. You can get the same in a Happy Meal, and for a better value.

After more than a year of patiently waiting, I now have Chrome on my Mac.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:21:18 -0500

My day is instantly better.

fuckyeahladygaga: (via eyelinerandcigarettes) Crazy hair...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:26:50 -0500

fuckyeahladygaga:

(via eyelinerandcigarettes)

Crazy hair aside, she looks absolutely gorgeous.

I need in Cat Deeley's shoe closet. Now.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:39:21 -0500

She wears amazing footwear every week but tonight? Kill me.

I bought vegan ice cream

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:20:00 -0500

napturality:

It’s called Purely Decadent non-dairy frozen dessert I got the cookie dough flavor one because I fucking love cookie dough. It’s also organic.

It tastes like ice cream flavored ice. But don’t get me wrong, it’s pretty good, I’d recommend it. It’s kinda expensive tho, dunno if I’d make it a habitual buy.

You know what’s delicious? Their coconut milk ice cream. Coconut milk has that… milky fattiness to it that soy milk lacks, so it tastes more like real ice cream than flavored ice. It’s amazing.

theduty: this lady has balls. like right there, hanging off of...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:51:29 -0500

theduty:

this lady has balls.

like right there, hanging off of her shoulder.

SHEESH!

Wait. Is this real? Like real?

nudawn: peterwknox: laidbare:rach: Lilly McElroy’s “I Throw...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:49:00 -0500

nudawn:

peterwknox:

laidbare:rach:

Lilly McElroy’s “I Throw Myself At Men” project is now up at the online gallery WIPNY—and I love it. It’s exactly what it sounds like, but here is the artist’s statement:

I am, at the moment, part projectile and part foolish romantic. These images are documents of a hopeful and violent gesture, a demand that the possibility of a connection exist. The men often look terrified or at least slightly surprised. My role as aggressor is clear and I think my leaps acknowledge the basic human desire for contact.

To date, there have been no major injuries.

There are 14 other photos just like this one. Great.

Basically, art is…. you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you call it ART.

This is fantastic.

Dear people who talk on their phones and drive: IF YOU CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD, HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:26:59 -0500

Sincerely,
Carrie

Beenie Man, “Bossman” featuring Sean Paul and Lady...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Beenie Man, “Bossman” featuring Sean Paul and Lady Saw

So apparently Pisces and Scorpios are my soulmates...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:00:51 -0500

aftertheparty:

I have a hard time believing this, when a Pisces broke my heart.

Like Beyoncé!

Lady Saw, “I’ve Got Your Man” Your man, he...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Lady Saw, “I’ve Got Your Man”

Your man, he told me that he’s tired of the shit you got
He took one hit and said my good shit keeps him coming back
He likes it tight and said your shit is just a little slack

I love this song.

Did y'all realize that the whole Christian Bale rant scandal happened in February?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:15:00 -0500

I could’ve sworn that was summer of 2008.

Please, someone explain to me because I truly don't get it.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:40:00 -0500

Why are these damn wind-up hamsters so popular?!

(via leavinghome) Oh my gawd. I haven’t seen Joy-zee Shoar...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:41:00 -0500

(via leavinghome)

Oh my gawd. I haven’t seen Joy-zee Shoar but if ever there was the archetypal techno-lovin’, too-much-hair-product usin’, gym rat Jersey douchebag, he is it, in an orange tan nutshell. I can practically hear the Tiga/Tiesto/Guetta/Le Grand/Van Helden blasting from the expensive imported car his parents got him for high school graduation.

Haus of GaGa

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:28:05 -0500

Zack: 19 Days until Von Gaga [his birthday] ....Lady Gaga in 22 Days....YAY!
Carrie: When you meet her, are you going to introduce yourself as Von Gaga?
Zack: Possibly. She doesn't seem like the kind who'd sue. Its not like I'm performing under that name. That name is Chocolate Thunder.