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Other Tumblelogs:  Lefkoma | LOLnews | Sad Songs</description><title>Hey, Carrie.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @zerbit)</generator><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>J*Davey, “Enterception”</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zerbit.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/237131592/tumblr_kssvi2csGz1qzpbtp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;J*Davey, “Enterception”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/237131592</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/237131592</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:06:02 -0500</pubDate><category>mp3</category><category>lazy sunday</category></item><item><title>Aw… she looks so happy…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrw6qWLmN1qzpbtpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aw… she looks so happy…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/236621083</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/236621083</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:23:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Moms should *NOT* scream their child's name in a panic when it's not an emergency.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I thought she had a knife sticking out her chest, but turns out she wants me to come downstairs to watch &lt;i&gt;America’s Next Top Model&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/236025634</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/236025634</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:38:08 -0500</pubDate><category>i nearly had a heart attack</category><category>family</category><category>mom</category></item><item><title>Master P, “Make Em Say Ugh!”
Man… y’all...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zerbit.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235979295/tumblr_ksqtemgtlE1qzpbtp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Master P, “Make Em Say Ugh!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man… y’all don’t even know.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/235979295</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/235979295</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:25:34 -0500</pubDate><category>mp3</category></item><item><title>He looks so happy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnxfwZipy1qzpbtpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He looks so happy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234417641</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234417641</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:59:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Gary Glitter, “The Clapping Song”
This was stuck in...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zerbit.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234342088/tumblr_ksntfh78Pe1qzpbtp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gary Glitter, “The Clapping Song”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was stuck in my head this morning.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234342088</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234342088</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:33:17 -0500</pubDate><category>mp3</category></item><item><title>savethekitties:

Here’s another photo of Spike (AKA Prince),...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnt4a2RsX1qzy14lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://savethekitties.net/post/234336603/heres-another-photo-of-spike-aka-prince" target="_blank"&gt;savethekitties&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here’s another photo of Spike (AKA Prince), submitted by akustisch&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Pritty kitty.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234339122</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234339122</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:29:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nakimuli:

bow on top necklace
my homegirl + fellow brooklynite...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslq6tC6qH1qzte0yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nakimuli.tumblr.com/post/233155925/bow-on-top-necklace-my-homegirl-fellow" target="_blank"&gt;nakimuli&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;bow on top necklace&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my homegirl + fellow brooklynite designer chanel makes some dope…err…junk! she has a line call &lt;a title="junkprints" href="http://www.junkprints.com" target="_blank"&gt;junkprints&lt;/a&gt; that i luv. since she posted this necklace online, i can’t get it out of my head! i can definitely see myself rocking this! i am such a fiend, i already harassed her about using some of her accessories for my upcoming photo shoot. can’t wait! and she just make a cute name plate necklace for lady gaga!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;for more awesome stuff, check out her site: &lt;a href="http://www.junkprints.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.junkprints.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.junkprints.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234247780</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234247780</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:39:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>weliveindc:

Tonight! Be there!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnn5zBt6D1qzn83uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weliveindc.tumblr.com/post/234230181/tonight-be-there" target="_blank"&gt;weliveindc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tonight! Be there!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234230656</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/234230656</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:18:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Great, now my dash is going to be one big Yankee circle jerk.</title><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/233594527</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/233594527</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:01:00 -0500</pubDate><category>baseball is the lamest sport of all time</category><category>excuse me while I go eat a cookie and go on not caring</category><category>i'm so serious</category><category>i will never understand sports fanatics</category></item><item><title>I work for two days and my tumblarity drops to 97.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Fantastic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/233588872</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/233588872</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:55:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The London Souls, “She’s So Mad”</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zerbit.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/232968371/tumblr_ksl3exx21I1qzpbtp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The London Souls, “She’s So Mad”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232968371</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232968371</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>mp3</category></item><item><title>spinlighted:

Dear Bethany,        First and foremost, I want to take a moment to thank you for your...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://spinlighted.tumblr.com/post/232476516" target="_blank"&gt;spinlighted&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Dear Bethany,       &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; First and foremost, I want to take a moment to thank you for your support over the course of this campaign. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Whether you donated your time volunteering in an office, gave up your weekend plans to make calls on my behalf, or gave up a few dollars to help our fight – I am truly grateful for everything you have done for this campaign and my candidacy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; This campaign has been a long journey, but one I would never give up. I am so touched by all the Virginians I have met in my travels across the Commonwealth and the stories they have shared.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I ran for Governor to bring opportunity, prosperity, and hope to every corner of this Commonwealth. While I fell short of my goal, I will not let these results stop me from continuing to fight for the working families of Virginia. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;This chapter is closed, but the next chapter has yet to be written. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I will never be able to fully express my gratitude for all you have given me over the past few months, so tonight, simply I thank you. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sincerely, &lt;br/&gt; Creigh Deeds&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love you buddy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Natasha Bedingfield, what?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232479051</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232479051</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:19:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>y-n0t:

Does ANYONE remember this?
[ynot?]

YES!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskc7koTTy1qze8rfo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://y-n0t.tumblr.com/post/232433514/does-anyone-remember-this-ynot" target="_blank"&gt;y-n0t&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Does ANYONE remember this?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;[ynot?]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YES!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232438747</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232438747</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:34:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Did you miss me?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve been at work — temping — all day. It was my first day so I was trying to feel out how they’d take to me not staying on task. Although I had nothing to do for the last three hours I was there… anywho.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chile, let me tell you about my day! If you didn’t know, I do temp work at Georgetown, right, and this was my first, like, office job, so I show up relatively on time — maybe a couple of minutes late because of that damn barista at Saxbys — and the guy is like, “Do you have a Net ID?” And I’m like, “This is only my third assignment, I don’t have one.” So he’s like, “We can’t work until you get it sorted out.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I walk across campus to the university services folks, right, and I’m like, here’s my ID, let’s make this happen. So they reset my password, right, and I head back to the office, try to log in for the next… 15 or so minutes and it didn’t work. And my new boss is breathing down my back, like, “The temp office needs to get their act together, I can’t believe they haven’t been checking up on stuff like this, and OMG why can’t you log in?” and I’m freakin’ out on the inside, and then he’s like, “It shouldn’t take this long, call those tech people back.” So I did, and they told me that they couldn’t reset anything without looking at my ID again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had to walk back to damn university services, they reset my password, and apparently it was something wrong with their system because they did it again and I had the sense to sit down at a computer while I was there to make sure the damn thing worked, and THANK JEEBUS it did and by the time I had my user and password all sorted out it was 10:30.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was also a little late coming back from lunch and I started nodding off in the last hour I was there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Terrible.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My one solace is that my new boss has an affinity for the word “Damn.” I think we might get along.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232348135</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/232348135</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:53:00 -0500</pubDate><category>unemployment</category><category>adult angst</category><category>it's not a real job but it at least some monies in my pockets</category><category>hate life</category></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/shesgotcheek/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1257076800"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Amy+Winehouse"&gt;Amy Winehouse (17)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Sam+Sparro"&gt;Sam Sparro (11)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Datarock"&gt;Datarock (10)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Chromeo"&gt;Chromeo (3)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Camille+Saint-Sa%C3%ABns"&gt;Camille Saint-Saëns (2)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/231216919</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/231216919</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:31:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>IrRadio, “Call the Nation”</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zerbit.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/230904718/tumblr_kshq3pdr5M1qzpbtp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;IrRadio, “Call the Nation”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/230904718</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/230904718</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:35:49 -0500</pubDate><category>mp3</category></item><item><title>I'm making Thanksgiving dinner!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gamesockson.tumblr.com/post/229895631" target="_blank"&gt;gamesockson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/229864175/im-making-thanksgiving-dinner" target="_blank"&gt;zerbit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gamesockson.tumblr.com/post/229854564" target="_blank"&gt;gamesockson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s an exciting development. My friends are hosting it at their place, but I’m cooking. I’m pretty excited about that. It makes me feel like an adult to make Thanksgiving dinner. Yes, I still need reassurance about being an adult.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Woo-hoo! Have you decided on a menu yet? That’s the most stressful part, next to actually executing it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Definitely cornish hens. I don’t like turkey enough to go to the hassle of learning to do it and none of my friends want any, either. Have to have dressing (stuffing). Mashed potatoes and gravy. I don’t know what green vegetables, though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I get too overwhelmed, I’ll just order the rest from Fresh Direct. They make some delicious things.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last year on the Food Network, Alton Brown did a special all about the perfect turkey then ended it by cooking a cornish hen on a panini press. He hates turkey, too.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/229908149</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/229908149</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:03:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm making Thanksgiving dinner!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gamesockson.tumblr.com/post/229854564" target="_blank"&gt;gamesockson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s an exciting development. My friends are hosting it at their place, but I’m cooking. I’m pretty excited about that. It makes me feel like an adult to make Thanksgiving dinner. Yes, I still need reassurance about being an adult.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Woo-hoo! Have you decided on a menu yet? That’s the most stressful part, next to actually executing it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/229864175</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/229864175</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:06:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Goldfrapp, “Let It Take You”</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zerbit.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/229829614/tumblr_ksfuskQPwR1qzpbtp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goldfrapp, “Let It Take You”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/229829614</link><guid>http://zerbit.tumblr.com/post/229829614</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:21:55 -0500</pubDate><category>mp3</category><category>lazy sunday</category></item></channel></rss>
