Hey, Carrie.

Newly graduated. Newly broke. Newly returned to the nest. Newly insane.

Categories: songs, facts, formspring, materialism, GPOYW, facebook failures, unemployment, New York

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Next to “definitely,” “congrats” is probably the most misspelled word on the innanets.

Next to “definitely,” “congrats” is probably the most misspelled word on the innanets.

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Facebook, just stop. You’re embarrassing yourself.

Facebook, just stop. You’re embarrassing yourself.

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From Farmville. You’re only collecting the cow’s milk, but there’s something not quite right about this. The vegan in me cringes a little.

From Farmville. You’re only collecting the cow’s milk, but there’s something not quite right about this. The vegan in me cringes a little.

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I can’t tell if he means that he only sleeps during the week or if he doesn’t know the difference between week and weak.  For his sake, I hope it’s the former.

I can’t tell if he means that he only sleeps during the week or if he doesn’t know the difference between week and weak.  For his sake, I hope it’s the former.

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Oh dear Lord. I worry about the next generation.

Oh dear Lord. I worry about the next generation.

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Dear Facebook,
Since when in the FUCK do I live in Nashville? I know your system got thrown for a loop today, but goddamn! Get it together.

Dear Facebook,

Since when in the FUCK do I live in Nashville? I know your system got thrown for a loop today, but goddamn! Get it together.

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